Helpful McHelpfulpants

I have now! Wikipedia is my friend. And thank you.

thankyouthankyouthankyooou. I will fix 'hairy hearts of gold'; this, I have promised myself. One day. Preferably soon.

I... wow, guys. It's really gratifying to get this much response (if a little bemusing, given the timegap. XD) Thank you all so much; I will try to edit this ...

Mine is more or less slightly disguised exclamation. ;) I did sense shades of Shakespearean ordering, etc., and it's probably worth noting that I think the last line was the ...

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Also pleased that the lizard/girl comparison created an image of someone lovely, which was the intention. :'D

Thank you so much for the critique! Glad you liked most of it. :'D I did in fact mean 'chick' as in the baby bird - not sure how a ...

Thanks so much for reviewing! Yes, the speaker was a mere assumed character, although come to that I could change 'work' to 'school' and 'girl' to 'woman' and it might ...

EDITS HAVE BEEN MADE. There were a few points on your very, very kind review, yrclever, that I disagreed with, but otherwise it was extremely helpful. Thank you so much!

First off, thanks for reviewing. =) Hello! Here as you asked! :D Wow. This was interesting! I loved the bird part and the characters were funny but a wee bit ...

I most certainly will. You've been v. v. helpful. =]

First off: thank you thank you thank you thank you . XD Here as promised. n_n Sorry it took so long. -sob- I. Little Things It was glorious summer in ...

A beautiful piece; stylistically accomplished and thematically unique. You did very well with the sestina (to the best of my limited knowledge, anyway) and I absolutely love some of the ...

I was mostly objecting to the word 'crumple'. XD Also, who cries enough to melt a tallish woman's shape in salt? I don't care if you're celestial, there's only so ...

Thank you, I think? (: So, in essence, boring conversation is boring. That's not too surprising, alas; it's an improvement on the original beginning dialogue, but not by much. Any ...